Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

by Michael Tillman

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

She’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog
And we’d begged her not to go
But she’d forgot her medication
So she staggered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas mornin’
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin’ Claus marks on her back


( amerikkalainen joulurenkutus 1970- luvulta.Muita säkeistöjä ei ilkeä tähän laittaa

, kun ovat samaa maata, eikä

isoäiti edes Tapanin päivänä  herää)